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Government of the Republic of Crackmac

One state. One Seal. One outstanding warrant. The Republic serves its citizens in the order in which they were noticed.

Ministries and services

OPEN

State Gazette

Decrees, amnesties, and corrections to things that were always true.
OPEN

Bureau of Statistics

The nation, measured. Including you. Especially you.
OPEN

Office of the Seal

Live containment integrity. Your attention is doing important work right now.
ACTIVE

Wanted Register

One (1) outstanding warrant. It has been outstanding for a very long time.
OPEN

Consular Services

Passports, printed while you wait. They were printed before you waited.
MANDATORY

Bureau for the Census

Enumerations and records. Answer from memory. The Bureau checks against something else.
CLOSED

Ministry of Justice

You will be summoned in due course. Preparing a defense in advance is itself suspicious.

CLOSED

Ministry of Heavy Industry

The Factory is not yet hiring. The Factory hums regardless.

OPEN

Tax Office

Duties, assessments, and the blue envelope. Your conduct has been priced.
03:33

The State Church

Mass: 03:33. The door is not locked. It was never locked. That is not the same as open.
CLOSED

National Archive

Excavation permits suspended following the incident. The incident is in the Archive.

OCCUPIED

The Inner Chamber

One visitor at a time. Currently occupied. Estimated wait: 41 years. The queue moves.

From the State Gazette

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