Your travel document is ready. It has been ready since before you asked,
which the Consulate asks you not to think about.
UNDER OBSERVATION
REPUBLIC OF CRACKMAC
PASSPORT · REISDOCUMENT · KRIJSTOKUMA
Name, per registry—
Document no.—
Registry no. (BSN-C)—
NationalityCrackmaconian (provisional)
Date of issue—
Valid until—
SignatureOn file. Viewing your own signature requires a permit.
The spelling above follows the registry. The registry is never wrong.
If the spelling differs from your name, your name differs from the spelling.
No two passports are identical, per decree.
The emblem on yours is very slightly not the emblem.
This document confers the right to be somewhere, without specifying where.